Minutes from the Council Regarding the Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen arrive in town. Unfortunately, the end of the world isn't on the agenda.

1. Apologies

The Chair welcomed those still present.
Apologies were received from Councillor Shaw.

At 7.06, Conquest arrived
and disappeared into a pothole.

2. Matters Arising

The hole, outside the war memorial,
had previously been inspected. Highways advised
it did not meet the intervention criteria.

No further action was proposed.

3. Civic Pride

War arrived at 7.19
and tethered his horse beside the empty precinct.
The Chair moved to Item Four:
proposals for new civic flags.

A member asked whether civic pride
might begin with fixing the road.
The Chair thanked him for his contribution.
The committee returned to the flags.

4. Heritage

Famine arrived during discussion
of the heritage strategy. He looked
along the shuttered shops and asked
if he'd already been here.

Members agreed history must be respected.
The matter was deferred
pending consultation.

War received a parking notice.

5. Any Other Business

Death entered shortly before eight
and asked whether the end of the world
was included on the agenda.

The Chair advised that it was not.

Death asked if it might be urgent business.

Legal were consulted.

6. Resolution

At 8.43, members agreed the matter
required further study. Officers were asked
to report on the implications of the event.

Date of next meeting:
To be confirmed.